Sweet Girl: Mommy, could we read The Flopsy Bunnies before nap?
Me: Sure, sweetie. I thought you might want to read one of your new books from the library, but we can wait and read one of those after nap.
S: Can't we read both?
M: No, Flopsy Bunnies is pretty long and it's getting late.
S: Can we please tell Beatrix Potter not to write such long stories when it's getting late?